Bay Rum Beard Balm | Thor's Hammer Lanolin Beard Balm + Conditioner | Smooth & Sexy | Norseman Beard, Seafarer Beard, Viking Beard


This rich, smooth, spicy balm will make your beard smell good and feel thicker and softer. Lanolin, coconut oil, olive oil, cocoa and shea butters moisturize, soften and protect your beard and skin. Beeswax gives hold and styling ability. Pure essential oils add a manly, exotic bay scent, tone the skin, help heal breakouts and encourage beard growth.

A classic scent for seafarers and warriors. Goes on smooth and easy with no waste. Handcrafted, all-natural, no artificial colors or fragrances. Formulated for sensitive skin.

Also suitable for cleaning leather and blades. Raw, real, rugged. Comes in a 2 oz tin. Get your beard on!

*Ingredients: Pure Lanolin, organic unrefined coconut oil, organic extra virgin olive oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, pure essential oils, vitamin e.*

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Consult your healthcare practitioner before use if you have a health condition.

Lanolin ~ moisturizes, repairs and prevents split ends, thickens, encourages growth, adds shine and enhances natural hair color.

Oils ~ soften, shine, nourish.

Butters ~ moisturize, improve spreading ability of balm.

Beeswax ~ provides hold and style, locks in moisture.

West Indies Bay essential oil ~ tones the skin, heals breakouts, encourages beard growth.

Vitamin E ~ promotes beard hair growth, increases shine, antioxidant, moisturizing to both skin and beard hair, helps repair split ends, prevents premature greying, anti-aging.

Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

Your information is used only to process orders, and will never be shared.

Frequently Asked Questions

Care instructions

Store products in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

The shelf life of oil-based products (salves, oils, lip balms, perfume oils) is approximately one year.

Massage and body oils may be refrigerated for extended shelf life.

Do not refrigerate salves or lip balms, as they will become too hard to dispense.

Aftershave gets better with age!

Deodorants are alcohol based and last indefinitely.

Essential Oil Safety Information

Essential oils are highly concentrated plant essences. This makes them powerfully theraputic, but also demands they be used with care. Please see individual listings for product specific contraindications, and consult your healthcare professional before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or have a serious health condition.

Always avoid eye contact, and test salves on a small patch of skin to check for rashes. If allergic reaction occurs, wash off product and apply a carrier oil such as almond, olive or coconut to the affected area. Seek professional medical help if symptoms persist.

Shipping Information

All orders are shipped by USPS First Class, usually on the next business day. Orders over one pound are shipped Priority. If you need an item by a certain time, please contact the shop owner before placing your order.

Return Policy

Due to the personal nature of our products, we are not able to accept returns or exchanges. However, we offer sample sizes on most of our products and encourage you to try before you buy! The small sizes also make great gifts. :-)

Reviews (4)


My adult grandson said the beard balm is smooth and smells REALLY good! It's a winner! He's very fussy about his beard. Thank you!

Fast shipping, great product!

Super quick shipping, great communication. He is extremely sensitive to a lot of essential oils, but this one did not bother him at all and smells GREAT! Beard stays nice and soft all day.

Jesse's magic is reflected in this appealing beard balm. The super fast delivery is wonderful, too.

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